officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

vidarianvivisepulture:

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

Ask your mom.

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toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

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yaoidiot:

people who shower in under 5 minutes

  • ..
  • ..?
  • .?…??
  • how

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oknope:

how to sleep faster:

decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom.

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